Jane Foster (Earth-616)/Quotes

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I want to see how you twist men around your little finger without using this fancy junk-jewelry of yours!

—Thor Vol 1 247

I can understand looking for Sif. I can understand why this is important. I can understand why you'd come to me about her. But after everything we had, everything we lost, everything I've endured, everything I've done... did that have to be the very first thing you had to say to me?

—Thor Vol 3 8

It looks like the end of the world.

—Thor Vol 1 620

Just because you can't save everyone, it doesn't mean you're a bad god. Sometimes you have to let the humans save themselves.

—Thor: God of Thunder Vol 1 12

There must always be a Thor.

—Thor Vol 4 1

You have my solemn vow, All-Mother Freyja of Asgardia, made here in the sight of the Moon and all the stars... that I will die before I dishonor the legacy of Thor.

—Thor Vol 4 5

Brothers! Sisters! You know in your hearts that my words are true! You have been deceived. God Doom is not great... he is not even good! So who will come with me and do battle? Who will come with me... so that we might SMITE GOD?

—Secret Wars Vol 1 7

Who knew dying could be this much fun?

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 1

Samuel Wilson (Earth-616) do not understand! If Mjolnir and I are separated for too long a time. I -- I change back -- into this -- !

—All-New, All-Different Avengers Vol 1 5

Then again, when you're a ninety-pound woman dying of cancer... it does feel pretty good to punch god in the face.

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 5

'Tis a small price to pay for the valuable lesson you'll learn, "boyfriend." You had your fun... it's only right that we should have ours. Now, unless you would like to hear Mjolnir's opinion on gender roles in our society -- you will dance for our pleasure!

—Spider-Man / Deadpool Vol 1 4

Perhaps. But now you face the Mistress of Lightning. The Goddess of Thunder. Now you face Thor!

—Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 14

I'm dying of cancer, you jackasses. What exactly do you think you've got that you can threaten me with?

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 8

You call that a weapon? Ha! This is a weapon!

—Champions Vol 2 1

Then we can't let these beasts distract us from the real danger! Ultron can't be allowed to gain more power!

—Marvel Tsum Tsum Vol 1 4

And thy call has been answered, Sorcerer Supreme. How may the Mighty Thor be of assistance?

—Doctor Strange Vol 3 17

We operate on all of them. All at once. I am Thor. The Goddess of Thunder. Which means I know how to move like lightning. Stand aside, Doctor Strange. And cover thy ears.

—Doctor Strange Vol 3 18

NO MORE CHALLENGES! End this madness and recall your ships from Midgard's skies -- and I promise to stop smiting you. Eventually.

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 17

I've got a story of my own I need to tell you. Something I should've told you before. You uh, you might want to sit down for this one.

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 19

YOD! You have cost me dearly, Yod! Do you think yourself unbeatable? Not against me! I strike not for Asgard -- not for Earth -- bur for my FRIEND!

—Avengers Vol 6 9

No. I have seen your rage. In all its ugliness. That... is not the answer for these troubled times. We have enough wars... and enough Mjolnirs!

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 23

I... I die for... I die for love, Mangog. You die for naught but hate. That is why you lose.

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 705

Yes, by all means, the Mighty Thor shall handle this monstrosity for as long as it takes for you all to have a wonderfully casual and lenghty conversation!

—Doctor Strange Vol 1 388

"There must always be a Thor." That's what I said right before I lifted Mjolnir and was transformed for the very first time. I was honored to carry that mantle for a while. Honored that you bestowed upon me your own name. But it's time you reclaimed who you are. There must always be a Thor. And now... once again... it must be you.

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 706

Then, noble Heimdall -- hero of Asgard -- ON YOUR FEET! Make ready to ride -- and if need by, make ready to fight! For we have a journey to make, we two -- a journey to lands ne'er before known -- A JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY!

—Valkyrie: Jane Foster Vol 1 2

"Even death may die." We're looking at what that means. We are -- putting it generously -- five mid-list super-people. This is something that could destroy the universe as we know it. This... is the Death of Death.

—Valkyrie: Jane Foster Vol 1 6

If there was no death at all. If nothing died. Not people, not animals or plants... not germs...not cells. A universe of living cells that didn't die but still reproduced. I'd call that a cancerverse. And I don't think I'd want to live there.

—Valkyrie: Jane Foster Vol 1 7

I've been standing between the living and the dead for so long, I think I've forgotten what it's like to pick a side.

—Valkyrie: Jane Foster Vol 1 8

See you at the end of all things.

—Valkyrie: Jane Foster Vol 1 10

People are dying. Your son is in trouble... and all of it... every inch of it... is your fault. so saddle up... you're coming with me... It's time you cleaned up your mess... Odin.

—Thor Vol 6 12

The Thor I know doesn't talk about his problems... he doesn't run from them. He doesn't hide.

—Thor Vol 6 16

You can call me... Dr. Foster!

—Avengers Vol 7 53

I am Jane Foster. I am a doctor, a cancer survivor, and a Valkyrie. I have loved, lost, lived and died. I have fought illness, aliens and gods. Now I escort souls to the afterlife. My sight shows the fates of those around me. And I wield the All-Weapon -- Undrjarn. I'm still searching for answers. But I keep fighting. And I still have thunder in my veins.

—Who Is... Jane Foster: Thor Infinity Comic Vol 1 1

Now, I am not much for faith. But I believe in you. You are a good king, Thor. And not a half-bad god either.

—Jane Foster & the Mighty Thor Vol 1 5

Valhalla is the eternal reward -- for Vikings. The Golden Mead is Odin's own, the meat is cooked to perfection... and there's always time for a good fight!

—Avengers Inc. Vol 1 3

Thor

Ha. From one warrior to another, Captain... you fret too much. You certainly taste like I would imagine a Captain America to taste.

Captain America

... You... taste like... like a Goddess...

Thor

Did you not enjoy it?

Captain America

...Absolutely... But... why...

Thor

Because I felt like it. Always act on your impulses, Sam Wilson. Life's candle burns too briefly not to live in the moment. Avengers! Until our paths cross again...

—All-New, All-Different Avengers Vol 1 4

Silver Samurai

Tell whomever you're talking to that it's the Silver Samurai who's kicking your ass.

Thor

My ass... doth disagree.

Silver Samurai

Heh. Not for long, Sailor Moon.

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 9

Jennifer Walters

I feel like we should help.

Thor (Jane Foster)

How, Jennifer Walters? Whack it with the hammer?

Jennifer Walters

Yeah... probably not.

—Spider-Woman Vol 6 17

Thor (Thor Odinson)

The name is Thor. Who are you?

Thor (Jane Foster)

I am... also called Thor.

Thor (Thor Odinson)

A woman Thor? Do not be ridiculous. Did my father send you here to torment me? Is that why you are holding my birthright? My Mjolnir? How... are you holding Mjolnir? How is a wench worthy of the hammer when Thor is not?

Thor (Jane Foster)

Perhaps because you use words like wench.

—Generations Vol 1 4

Thor

"Metal Master"... you are not worthy to wield the might of Mjolnir!

Metal Master

You named your hammer? How amusing!

—Avengers Vol 1 678

Valkyrie

Defender of the Bridge. Hero of Asgard. Is this the reward you truly want?

Heimdall

...It is everything I wanted Valkyrie. Thank you.